Sex and money are obviously closely linked in the world of gay Asian moneyboys. And of course it’s also related to time. Short time sex may cost you 1000 Baht, an overnighter may set you back 2000 Baht. If want kinky stuff it may cost you 3000 Baht or even more. Then there’s the issue of top and bottom. What you pay all depends on what you’re looking for but in Thailand, money can even buy love.

Long term investors can easily be found in the chatrooms of places such as Gay Romeo. They are gay Asian boys who want to improve their life, but cannot do so by themselves. They, or their family, just don’t have the means. So they try to hook up with a wealthy foreigner who can support them through their studies, and maybe even get them into university abroad. In return they give love and affection to an otherwise wealthy but lonely man. And so everybody wins.

Visit Thaivisa and there are plenty of dodgy companies offering to help you setup shop in no time in the land of smiles. By dodgy characters for dodgy characters, the types that Thailand seems to attract. Men with tattoos. I have no idea if there is a gay version of this type of business? A Madame Jim? To help you start your first gay Asian business in Slutsville Paradise? Everything will be done in the best possible taste, bordello black and gold. But be careful, you might end up in a pickle.

There are thousand of websites out there that promise you to make you a millionare in no time. So why do they need to advertise that? The charlatans who sell these promises should be millionares themselves and not need to work, shouldn’t they? A much better way to spend your hard earned money is to give it to a real gay Asian moneyboy in Pattaya in return for an hour of fun. Look at it as development aid.

Every self respecting gay Asian money boy in Pattaya will have a bank account for your convenience. It’s handy for you to wire money if the boy is in dire straits, which happens often. He needs to play cards, go to the karaoke and have drinking parties with his friends. Better get used to it.

Lots of money boys take yaa baa, ganjaa, or other stuff like that. That’s fine with me. As a libertarian I think you should be free to put in your body what you want. As long as you don’t hurt others. It should not be any government’s business. So decriminalize it all, I say. Unfortunately that’s unlikely to happen in Thailand anytime soon. So for now, don’t do drugs (and that includes alcohol and nicotine) and save your money. You can then spend it on sexy gay Asian boys!

People on the Sawatdee Gay Thailand Board are regularly bitching about the con men among them who borrow money and never pay it back. Well, gossip is the favorite passtime on that board, so I have no idea if there is any truth in it. Never mind, Thailand is full of shady farang interested more in your wallet than your personality. So beware and stick to having sex with Asian money boys. Much easier and safer!

Is your the newest of your lovely Asian boys trying to lure you into buying him a bar or restaurant so he can get out of his miserable workaday gogo dancing and start a decent life? He will tell you he will no longer be selling his cute slender body to fat, balding and smelly old men? Do it, follow your cock if you want to be sure to lose your life’s savings in no time at all. If you’re smart, keep your dick in your pants and let your head do the talking. Don’t fall for it!

Lots of farang with their heads in the clouds invest their lifetime savings in a boy bar in Slutsville Pattaya. They think they will live in heaven. Every night they can have their pick of the best among the boys performing in their establishment. That’s what they imagine. Alas, such places are doomed to failure and I’ve seen it all too often. A record must have been set by the recent closure of All Boys after just 6 or 7 weeks. Even a boy bar needs a business plan to make it profitable and attract the right gay Asian clientele.

The ABC website had an article about friendship and money a while ago:

Obviously, lending money to a friend can complicate a relationship, so there are a few things to consider before saying yes. First and foremost, figure out if you can comfortably afford to lend the money. You may also want to think of alternatives to lending the money outright. For example, you could offer to co-sign a loan if your friend has trouble qualifying for one on his or her own. By doing this, the transaction becomes more businesslike, and the bank is the middle man. However, remember that if your friend is not able to repay the bank, you are ultimately responsible for the loan.

Clearly this advice also applies to lending money to your gay Asian friends!